The holy hand grenade, a sacred relic carried by brother maynard eric idle on the quest for the holy grail, was used to defeat the killer rabbit of caerbannog. Rogue one, an xsuit worn by halle berry as storm in xmen, and the. The holy hand grenade of antioch cake holi, celebration. Holy hand grenade of antioch uncyclopedia, the content. This page is an archive of the discussion surrounding the proposed deletion of a page entitled holy hand grenade of antioch. The killer rabbit of caerbannog is a fictional character in the monty python film monty python and the holy grail. The hhg has an effective range of about 5 miles and is useful if there is a tower that is on an inaccessible peak or if you just need a little more oomph in your gifting efforts. Throwable orgone potato smasher towerbuster holy hand grenades. Holy hand grenade of antioch silly monty pythonrelated article.
And saint attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, o lord, bless this thy hand grenade that, with it, thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits in thy mercy. If you have any formats not currently in the collection, please comment on this post with a link archived post, we can no longer comment here or send me a dm. Tis one of the sacred relics brother maynard carries with him. I would be extremely disappointed if a holy hand grenade counter were not included given the name of the supplement. Book of armaments chapter 2, starting in verse nine. And the lord spake, saying, first shalt thou take out the holy pin. At king arthurs prompting, instructions for its use are read aloud by actor michael palin from the book of armaments, chapter 2, verses 921, an apocryphal chapter of the king james bible and the athanasian creed. Using the winchester bible as my inspiration, i handpainted the original artwork on genuine parchment. For the holy hand grenade to wield its godpower, the book of armaments lays out the directions. Fresh and alive fresh and alive ormusite holy hand grenade.
Holy hand grenade of antioch the sovereigns orb of the united kingdom, which the holy hand grenade of antioch satirises the holy hand grenade of antioch is a visual satire of the sovereigns orb of the united kingdom, and may refer to the mythical holy spear of antioch. Indeed the book of armaments holds many deep and substantial messages for the martial man of god. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the. After consulting the book of armaments, the holy hand grenade of. The holy hand grenade is described as one of the sacred relics carried by brother maynard idle. Who doesnt like the holy hand grenade of antioch1 and what better form than in a cake.
Who has truly considered what book of armaments, chapter 2. The holy hand grenade of antioch for electronics by. Instructions for the operation of the holy hand grenade of. And their special powers require specific instructions. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Then did he raise on high the holy hand grenade of antioch, saying, bless this, o lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy. And the lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu brother may.
Tannenbaum, first introduced in monty python s quest for the holy grail, was originally manufactured in antioch in 1274 to aid st atilla the killers war against the local rastafarians. Theres holy ammunition in the form of sacreds regular bullets with holy oil inside to act as a small explosive and the more powerful gospels bullets made with alchemical silver, inscribed with holy runes, and packed with holy oil, a sword in which the handle is a cross and. Where in the book of armaments does it tell about the holy hand grenade. And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and treesloths and fruitbats and orangutans and. Despite its ornate appearance and longwinded instructions, it functions much the same as any other hand grenade. A lightup remote control r2bhd droid from star wars. Etsy is the home to thousands of handmade, vintage, and oneofakind products and gifts related to your search.
Orgonite pyramid, contains quartz crystals, transforms the energy resulting from harmful electromagnetic emissions of electrical devices dor, such as neon lights, television screens, computer monitors, high voltage cables, mobile phones, in clean orgonic. The holy hand grenade of antioch monty python and the. It is posted both to make creating memes easier and thus to make the sub more active. And saint atila raised the hand grenade up on high saying, oh, lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy. Using the winchester bible as my inspiration, i hand painted the original artwork on genuine parchment. But first, this reading in latin from the book of armaments. Holy hand grenade of antioch quantitative analysis.
The holy hand grenade of antioch unknown a reading from the book of armaments, chapter 4, verses 16 to 20. This is an updated hollow version of the holy hand grenade of antioch from monty python and the holy grail. The couple also developed tactical orgonite devices such as tower busters tbs, holy hand grenades hhgs and orgonite cloud busters cbs sometimes referred to as chembusters, that are used to neutralise the dor deadly orgone emitted by cell phone. I think it unlikely to ever be linked to from any other article. Monty python and the holy grail 1975 john young as dead body. Holy roman emperor charlemagne, pictured here with his holy hand grenade. No matter what youre looking for or where you are in the world, our global marketplace of sellers can help you find unique and affordable options. The holy hand grenade of antioch is a visual satire of the sovereigns orb of the united kingdom, and may refer to the mythical holy spear of antioch. The number after each word indicates the number of times that word. Both of these shiny balls are infused with godpower. Then did he raise on high the holy hand grenade of antioch, saying, bless this, o lord.
A holy hand grenade, as described in the book of armaments, chapter 2, verse 21. But before we get baking let us say together a reading from the book of armaments. Let us first actually read the full tract of scripture so that even the poor humored amoung us might not be ignorant. Then did he raise on high the holy hand grenade of antioch, saying, bless.
Kathie lee, tom hanks, sean connery, burt reynolds snl duration. This is the book of armaments, a big ass collection of meme formats using images from monty python and the holy grail. Conceived by don croft in the early 2000s as a device to combat the negative effects that mobile phone masts have on etheric energy known as orgone, the name originates. Okay, okay, we all love to quote this stuff, but you get the point. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy holy hand grenade of antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. Both calligraphy and illumination styles are authentic to about 1200 ad. A reading from the book of armaments, chapter 4, verses 16 to 20 then did he raise on high the holy hand grenade of antioch, saying, bless this, o lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.
Monty python and the holy grail thou must count to three. The holy hand grenade by popejpii is licensed under the creative commons attribution license. Monty python and the holy grail thou must count to three monty python and the holy grail thou must count to three a reading from the book of armaments, chapter 4, verses 16 to 20. Ciceros soapbox attitudes mostly latin book of armaments.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy holy hand grenade of antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. The following tables list every one of the 22593 words in a commonplace book database. Most of the weapons used by the magdalene order of exorcists in chrono crusade are some form of holy hand grenades. Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twentyone. After consulting the holy book of armaments, i carefully prepared this rack of the most sacred of the holy hand grenades of antioch for this auspicious occasion. I m getting ready to do an orgonite booth in my first ever craftfair this weekend to spread the love in this town. The holy hand grenade isnt so much a game as it is a test of your reflexes. Holy handgrenade hhg the holy handgrenade hhg is like a bigger version of the towerbuster, and if you are a monty python fan you will know where the name came from. A reading from the book of armaments, chapter 4, verses 16. So not only is the holy hand grenade of antioch filled to the brim with historical references, but it represents the insanity of war killing a bunny with a grenade sure seems to define overkill. Monty python holy hand grenade of antioch, book of armaments fine art print. Even more than that, it satirizes and criticizes the much toofrequent association between war and religion. The holy hand grenade is the second most popular basic orgonite piece behind the towerbuster, and was originally intended for distribution outdoors into the wider environment.
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